Name: Atticus Finch Alberti
Nicknames: Atti, BabyMan, Bubba
Birthday: August 6, 2005
Species: Canine
Breed: English Cocker Spaniel
Birth City: Victoria, BC, Canada
Family: Sister Isabella Rose (feline), brother Wilbur (canine), Mama Heidi Alberti
Occupation: Dedicated canine, undercover agent (squirrel detection), author
Contact me: atticus@atticusuncensored.com
Philosophy: Sniff, Scamper, Snuggle (obviously plagiarized from Plato— or was that Pluto??)
Affiliations & Accomplishments:
*Member, Dogocracy (a pack—political action committee kinda— dedicated to canine issues)
*Author, “My Year in Food: 365 Mouthwatering Cat Poop Recipes”
*Founding member, NOACP /National Organization for Advancement of Canine Politicians (a long-shot, possibly, but we need to start somewhere)
* Member, Squirrel Defense Squad (2005-present)
*Voted “Most Popular”– Dog kindergarten





